So I have this alarm clock that occasionally ends up being an hour too fast or too slow.
Got a call from calsanne today while I was on my way in to work...
Calsanne: I think I know why you're alarm clock doesn't keep time properly.
Me: Why?
Calsanne: Your power board is dodgy.
Me: Why do you say that?
Calsanne: The lamp and clock just turned off at the same time!
Me: Yeah but, the clock would lose the time altogether if that's true, not just an hour or two...
Calsanne: Well, your power board's broken anyway.
I get home, look at the power board... Look at the wall socket...
Me: Calsanne, you turned off the power board at the wall.
Calsanne: No I didn't!!!
Me: Well, you were the only one in the room at the time.....
Calsanne: Why do you always blame meeeee?
Me: So what, we've got gremlins now?
Calsanne: Maybe it was the mouse.
Me: Mouse?
Calsanne: Ok, it was a cat!
We don't have cats... or mice. Nor have I seen a gremlin. But something does keep eating my socks...